Skyscraper Raccoon Is Safe!

Wednesday, June 13th


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Would allow. A driver and the company as a whole Hoover to know if potential passengers are drunk. By analyzing everything from typos in the ride requests. To get this. Knowing whether the phone was swaying. Aunt she swaying away and you requested. The uber. This is technology that they're attempting to bomb patent in developed. And she Hoover is suggesting that you know were used to come to fruition. It might it might modify who they send to pick you up. Right if they think that perhaps you're you know you're inebriated or based on the information they have maybe they drop some may be the uber driver has. More technical expertise I don't know maybe it's it's physically it's a bigger person who might be able to have kind of so how so yeah. Our help you carry you out of the car that kind of thing I. I think for myself if I where alone I'd prefer a lady to be driving me. Auto you don't get to choose who were saying I got the drug quiet and like I'm holding over knows that I would like like a pick me up if I'm super drunk. Rather than some big. I yes. I think whoever is taking the opposite approach in that day I mean yes they could argue well we're doing this for passenger safety while being. They're also doing it for driver safety well being and company safety I suppose there'd be a thing where. They could say when you're geared to drug running and picking you. Your liability. But then aren't pay someone responsible because the person tried to do the right thing get themselves home or. I wouldn't think so leave them straight day I would fit well yes and Melanie founded to take responsibility for people being drunk within their state ams and admit like yelled we do have some sort of Brees or liability as far as we can't just turn them away and what happens. In that scenario the NFL was involved in them being served alcohol fueled her driver in the uber cause they are they are not. Refusing to take drunk person home like when she just be setting themselves. Yeah I totally out early grieve it but you there's also probably a liability that's assumed on the part of the company when you're carrying drunk people around and they made say well if you're over point 20 via hurled your liability here well I don't know I feel that's why I thought 90% of people who took -- were drug in the first place the right result is sent to other Western Sahara seems scary BC Gerri Big Brother to me but everything he does so to be I mean I know now the world we live in is this is here are excellent brother for you in Newsweek too Big Brother. It. He recently edit doing squats to his or simply by moving the beard to the bottom shelf of the fridge. Mike Casey in the morning while in 1995. The mountain. Aren't you can now say are we can all say one way shape or form we have stared into the face of god. Or at least a face that Americans believe. Resembles god. While there is no beard insights. Faces selected from pairs of photos spy more than 500 US Christians. Tasked with choosing their vision of god the true people bunch of pictures and said which one of these people you think looks more like how you picture god in your mind. On good division diversion that one ounce easy clean cut young Caucasian man who bears more than a slight resemblance to. Ryan Gosling. Really that's who we think goddess with 1080 N addicted comedian. A good Canadian who is on the Mickey Mouse club thing. Race yeah. Researchers at university of north Carolina at Chapel Hill say most believers this in this is not shocking. Imagine a god who is suited to meet their needs and who looks like them. Not a big shocker there so for example. Younger liberal. Political people ten you imagine younger more feminine in less Caucasian god. Then some conservatives who choose a more powerful and more you know Caucasian looking got a senator Reid we create god and our own image that kind of is an expose media this must be the other way around but that's the iron I needed to solve religion thing I feel like that's one of the things they tell you really all you need to know the main takeaways Ryan Gosling is god and sooner or later someone is gonna try and put forth the notion that Kim Kardashian is marry. And when that happens I'm in Guzman I mean I'd watch movies. If okay we you'll yeah I watched the movie I don't know that I'd love Andre and I read that no they got right. I don't get Ryan Gosling appeal I just don't. No and I don't don't hold him as god thing doesn't really add much to not go if you want a god looks like according to us she looks like Bryant Gaza. Question almost impossible it's where the questions are. Impossible. 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I had an alternate light and odds are patients. There are few things that are more true about our way Matt Jersey. Probably more than once. To gradually got tickets see Chicago area's meat wagon for you were treated. All right Brian good job yes he's an entire cake I I don't think I've ever done that either but I did not this is some like big flag to waves it's not I'm just not a big cakes and you're not a big cake. Com you think is not exert an inch and try to turn me now yeah I'm like it's not that I even you know intensely dislike him but I don't think I would ever. I've I can't think of a dessert thing that I like so much that I would get carried away and the whole thing yet I think that was pizza. I'm always amazed as people who put ice cream sample and then just eat the whole place in their time. I atop what you do this through your mood as you know like why you're a bottle when he can just eat as much as you want her right out of this handy bull's eyes. And you know and amazingly consistent that way congratulations to Brian. He's got to UC Chicago and Mario speed like you'll have two more chances this week tomorrow morning. Just after 710 on question almost impossible for his conscience is clear which. And too many. Tequila shots Mike Casey mornings point 995. The mountain finally great news our long national nightmare is over. Skyscraper raccoon. The the recommends gonna sending the DUBS building in Saint Paul, Minnesota for like five days now. Has finally been rescued. By building management I'm sorry for two days or so five days. They finally the the there are no windows that opened in the building you see this I mean that's yeah so there's no it's like our building there's no windows that opened. Some people could you let the raccoon and how much. Writes in he was like fifteen stories up and they're really rule we do so they were just hoping that he would make it to the roof. And there they had traps they had done a lot you know live traps set on the roof. And that's exactly what happened the raccoon me up there he ended up in one of live traps. Building management says that the they now have the raccoon. And Tom will release him into the wild at some point I am gratified to know that the raccoon is okay. And it occurs to me that in in this day and age particularly in this country. We can we cannot really agree on much of anything I mean politics in governments in. You know the president is arguing Robert De Niro and back in forest but thankfully we have all been united. By skyscraper raccoon. And we had and skyscraper raccoon and he did it Forrest he's okay yeah. He did and he climbed is decidedly 23 story building right is huge and he's like fed a freeze so look on her of the wreck world exactly and generally speaking I'm not a fan of raccoons the skyscraper raccoon. You would be your alright pal. 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