Casey Sucks at Sprinklers and Monkeys in Home Depot! 7-19-18

July 19, 2018
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Things you may be interested in on this fine Thursday in July:

1.  Billy Joel celebrated his 100th show at Madison Square Garden yesterday.  The Governor declared it Billy Joel Day in New York and Springsteen joined him on stage!  (Take THAT, Christie Brinkley.) 

2.  THIS story says we're supposed to get 9hrs 10 min sleep per NIGHT in order to look our best!  Whaaa?  (Turns out Casey does NOT "look his best".) 

3.  What do we look for in a partner?  This is what Ranker.com says.  But what about money, says Casey?  What about humor, says Hartwick?  Hmmm.... #skeptical 

Here are the Top 10 Turn-ons:

  1. Eyes
  2. Smile
  3. Intelligence
  4. Physical attractiveness
  5. Kind heartedness
  6. Scent
  7. Loving nature
  8. Pleasant voice
  9. Respectfulness
  10. Thoughtfulness

4.  This lady is in trouble because she brought her damn SPIDER MONKEY to a Home Depot not once, but TWICE, and it bit someone!  You know why?  Cuz it's a MONKEY!  Stop taking your monkeys to home improvement stores!  

Monkey