10 Dad Jokes to Share With Your Favorite Dad (Hopefully Yours)

June 14, 2019

If you have a dad, or know a dad, you've probably heard a Dad Joke or two. In honor of Father's Day, we've rounded up some of the best, ones that are so cringey, they're kinda funny. 
Please share responsibly. We don't want dads running amok with these.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

3. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

4. You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?

5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

6. I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

7. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

8. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

9. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

10. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.